[WARNING: Contains extreme vulgarity, dramatic insults & the defense of a fictional cartoon panda]

THAT’S IT! I’VE HAD IT! I’VE FUCKING HAD IT! I’ve been holding it all in, but now it’s time to let everything out!
This irritating feeling has been stuck to my chest for too damn long.
It’s time to get rid of it once & for all!

Getting straight to the damn point: What’s up with all this hatred for Penny Ling?
What has she done to make you start acting like complete jerks?

Seeing all this hate for a character who’s considered the LPS equivalent of MLP’s Fluttershy leaves me completely stumped. 

Every time … every damn time I type in “Penny Ling” on Tumblr’s search engine, I see several posts giving the purple panda an undeserved amount of shit.
Posts like these make me realize how many disrespectful assholes there are in the LPS fandom.

What on Earth has this panda done wrong to make you react this way?

I understand that Jocelyne Loewen can sound “annoying” to some (not me), but she sure does a Hell of a great job voicing Penny.
& even Laura Hastings does a magnificent job singing for her & she’s the world’s most underrated Canadian pop singer!

Sure, Penny’s character design may not be “The Best In The World” but what do you expect from a panda’s character design?
You expect her to be skinny? If so, I’m checking you into a mental institution to get some shock therapy. ‘Cause you’re sure as Hell gonna fucking need it!

In terms of character development: Penny’s sweet, kind & her special talent is rhythmic gymnastics. Which can be considered boring by some.
But I believe that such traits are interesting & will become more interesting in the future since we have such amazing writers on the LPS crew.

I can’t help but feel sick to my stomach because people can be such cunts.
I know I shouldn’t be surprised to see people being this way because it’s the goddamn Internet, but having such immature behavior towards a fictional cartoon panda just doesn’t cut it for me.

& the imbecilic haters will obviously defend themselves saying: Jay, you’re being just as immature by defending this idiotic fictional character.
That may be true, but I’m being “immature” for all the right reasons.

When I was a primary/grade school student, I had egotistical freaks constantly talk shit about me & torture me despite the fact that I didn’t take any intentional threatening or annoying actions against them.
That’s right. I’ve been in Penny’s situations before & I did not like it 1 bit.
I was once suicidal because of such arrogant & irrational behavior.

Which is why I’m calling all these moronic Penny Ling haters “bullies”. 

Knowing the performers, writers & artists who were responsible for bringing Penny to where she is today finding out about all this unwanted hatred towards her has left me concerned.

I’ve come to terms that not everyone will enjoy having Penny around.
But I can’t accept the fact that certain heartless haters will take their hatred to a certain extent that could mentally hurt the folks who brought someone considerably harmless, kind & innocent to this world with good intentions.

To conclude, the maniacal Penny Ling bullies can go on with their constant childish moaning, whining & bitching all they want.
But I hope that all things I’ve said will be permanently lodged into all their peanut-sized brains & give them so much pain that it results in giving them multiple brain tumors. Making them realize how pathetic they really are.
& I’ll forever remain unapologetic for saying these words.

That’s the worst I can do now. I’m out.
~ Jay Reality

#PipeBomb

Yum! :3

Might do a review on both promotional burgers within the week on Tumblr.
If so, be sure to catch that. ;)

fertro:

If you could have any job in the world, what job would you have?

For me, probably an automotive journalist, because I’m still an 8 year old boy at heart.

I’d be a musician.
Been playing the guitar since I was 9 & singing since I was an infant.
I’ve already lyrically written an album in my 2nd-last year of high school & in the middle of writing my 2nd one as well as seeking inspiration from other artists [hence why I’m no longer submitting fanart to Shadrow every week (sorry, bro)]
I think I’ll still be doing music even after retirement. I’d be a producer like Rick Rubin.

If you’re looking for something wacky, then an ear-wax removal doctor. ‘Cause why the fuck not?!

“Forever Underrated??”

So after taking a few listens to Laura Hastings’ Perfect Stranger EP almost a month ago [my review’s here] & seeing how underrated she is,
I decided to do some fanart depicting multiple Penny Ling scenes that pay homages to several (mostly musical-related) underrated forms of media.
All while certain lyrics from the EP are positioned next to each scene or “hidden” on certain items.

The title “Forever Underrated??” comes from a lyric in some rap song I can no longer remember.
As for the 2 question marks: If J-Lo can have 1, why can’t I have 2??

That being said, here are all the references.

REFERENCES

• Penny in a straitjacket = JC Chasez’s Schizophrenic
• Penny watching TV = Brian McFadden’s Real To Me single
• The TV program = Game Of Thrones reference (though I don’t watch the show), which is overrated & kind of matches the whole Real To Me vibe.
  In Brian’s cover, he’s watching an old video of himself from his Westlife days, which is considerably overrated when compared to his solo material.
  Also no, it’s not blood. It’s cranberry sauce. 8P
• Penny ascending = Jason Orange in Take That’s Progress;
  it contradicts the “makes me weak” lyric as it shows Penny getting stronger instead.
• Penny in a mask on the top-right (next to the tree) & lying down on the bottom-right = JC Chasez’s Schizophrenic back cover (unfortunately I can’t link to that);
  there’s an image of JC in a black mask & 1 where he’s on the floor with a camera. I didn’t draw the camera, though. XP
• Penny with a rose = No references here really. I just thought it went well with the lyric.
• Penny with the pink boxes = Patrick Stump’s Soul Punk
• Penny on the keyboard = Something she & Laura Hastings have in common
• Penny swinging on the cherry tree = An actual lyric from 1 of Laura’s songs, Crawl.
  I added the swing as pandas do need some entertainment.
• Penny dreaming of all this = Asher Roth’s Asleep In The Bread Isle back cover;
  She has a more questionable look on her face since some of the scenarios are good & some are bad.
  I originally intended to put someone else on the heart picture frame but then all the LPS fans would start shipping wars. So I put Blythe instead.

Approx. time taken to finish this: 4 hours

Anyways, take this as a “Thank You” to all the folks who checked out my EP review & supported Laura.

If you’re feeling generous & want to support her:

• Like her Facebook page
• Follow her on Twitter @LauraHTunes
• Subscribe to her YouTube channel
• Purchase the Perfect Stranger - EP (if you haven’t already)

Thanks again, LPS fans.
The support I expected may have been minimal. But I still believe there’ll be much more in the future. :)

~ Jay Reality

shadrow:

rexninja:

jose-md:

fertro:

What is your favourite time of day, and which season?

Mid-to-late evening, and spring.

What Jose said.

Same, ‘cept autumn because fuck hay fever.

Morning. I love taking relaxing walks without hundreds of people getting in my way. Thank God school’s done so now I have more time to do this.
Also, winter because health condition reasons.
Summer’s still cool though ‘cause awesome air-conditioning & all. But then I’d be more reluctant to leave the house.

I’m up all night to … y’know :)

As promised in my “rant” a few days ago,
I’ll get my dad to listen to this album since he loves disco music. :D

Epic CD grab! :D
Shame this wasn’t packaged in the vintage “vinyl” style that many recent artists have been targeting towards. :\

sciaenops:

I want Penny Ling to get a solo in season two.  

One where Laura Hastings gets to belt it out like she does in The Thought of You.

Guess I’m not the only 1 waitin’ in anticipation then! :D