[WARNING: Contains extreme vulgarity, dramatic insults & the defense of a fictional cartoon panda]
THAT’S IT! I’VE HAD IT! I’VE FUCKING HAD IT! I’ve been holding it all in, but now it’s time to let everything out!
This irritating feeling has been stuck to my chest for too damn long.
It’s time to get rid of it once & for all!
Getting straight to the damn point: What’s up with all this hatred for Penny Ling?
What has she done to make you start acting like complete jerks?
Seeing all this hate for a character who’s considered the LPS equivalent of MLP’s Fluttershy leaves me completely stumped.
Every time … every damn time I type in “Penny Ling” on Tumblr’s search engine, I see several posts giving the purple panda an undeserved amount of shit.
Posts like these make me realize how many disrespectful assholes there are in the LPS fandom.
What on Earth has this panda done wrong to make you react this way?
I understand that Jocelyne Loewen can sound “annoying” to some (not me), but she sure does a Hell of a great job voicing Penny.
& even Laura Hastings does a magnificent job singing for her & she’s the world’s most underrated Canadian pop singer!
Sure, Penny’s character design may not be “The Best In The World” but what do you expect from a panda’s character design?
You expect her to be skinny? If so, I’m checking you into a mental institution to get some shock therapy. ‘Cause you’re sure as Hell gonna fucking need it!
In terms of character development: Penny’s sweet, kind & her special talent is rhythmic gymnastics. Which can be considered boring by some.
But I believe that such traits are interesting & will become more interesting in the future since we have such amazing writers on the LPS crew.
I can’t help but feel sick to my stomach because people can be such cunts.
I know I shouldn’t be surprised to see people being this way because it’s the goddamn Internet, but having such immature behavior towards a fictional cartoon panda just doesn’t cut it for me.
& the imbecilic haters will obviously defend themselves saying: Jay, you’re being just as immature by defending this idiotic fictional character.
That may be true, but I’m being “immature” for all the right reasons.
When I was a primary/grade school student, I had egotistical freaks constantly talk shit about me & torture me despite the fact that I didn’t take any intentional threatening or annoying actions against them.
That’s right. I’ve been in Penny’s situations before & I did not like it 1 bit.
I was once suicidal because of such arrogant & irrational behavior.
Which is why I’m calling all these moronic Penny Ling haters “bullies”.
Knowing the performers, writers & artists who were responsible for bringing Penny to where she is today finding out about all this unwanted hatred towards her has left me concerned.
I’ve come to terms that not everyone will enjoy having Penny around.
But I can’t accept the fact that certain heartless haters will take their hatred to a certain extent that could mentally hurt the folks who brought someone considerably harmless, kind & innocent to this world with good intentions.
To conclude, the maniacal Penny Ling bullies can go on with their constant childish moaning, whining & bitching all they want.
But I hope that all things I’ve said will be permanently lodged into all their peanut-sized brains & give them so much pain that it results in giving them multiple brain tumors. Making them realize how pathetic they really are.
& I’ll forever remain unapologetic for saying these words.
That’s the worst I can do now. I’m out.
~ Jay Reality